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Liquids are banned from aircraft because they supposedly might be disguised explosives. Yet, rather than the bomb squad trucking the confiscated hair gel, toothpaste, and Preparation H off to an abandoned quarry and detonating it, Homeland Security is dumping the items en masse into trash cans and allowing the local homeless shelter to harvest what they want.

One explanation for this apparent contradiction is that this is a secret plot to get rid of poor people being perpetrated by the TSA, charity organizations, and the airlines:

“Go ahead and take that ‘toothpaste’, homeless guy. Heh, heh, heh!”

TSA screeners are so dedicated to this plot that they willingly risk their lives by handling potentially explosive liquids as roughly as if they were nothing more than harmless toiletries. Or maybe they’ve all been brainwashed by the KGB. Or aliens! It might be true, you know. After all, what other explanation could there be? That all those things really are harmless, that the government’s just trying to put on a big show? That’s crazy talk. http://www.no-treason.com/

1 posted on 08/26/2006 8:51:43 PM PDT by antonia
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To: antonia

Crazy isn't it?


2 posted on 08/26/2006 9:05:46 PM PDT by FreedomCalls (It's the "Statue of Liberty," not the "Statue of Security.")
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To: antonia

Last I checked there was no Constitutional right to carry anything on an airplane.

So unless you have secretly added some things I don't know about it then I really don't care if TSA says you can't carry a thing on the plane.. not a wallet, not keys, or anything else.

If you don't like it.. don't fly.


5 posted on 08/26/2006 10:11:12 PM PDT by Almondjoy
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To: antonia

At least now leftist radical Eugene will have sweet smelling bums with a clean smile.....


7 posted on 08/27/2006 1:51:33 AM PDT by AngelesCrestHighway
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