One explanation for this apparent contradiction is that this is a secret plot to get rid of poor people being perpetrated by the TSA, charity organizations, and the airlines:
Go ahead and take that toothpaste, homeless guy. Heh, heh, heh!
TSA screeners are so dedicated to this plot that they willingly risk their lives by handling potentially explosive liquids as roughly as if they were nothing more than harmless toiletries. Or maybe theyve all been brainwashed by the KGB. Or aliens! It might be true, you know. After all, what other explanation could there be? That all those things really are harmless, that the governments just trying to put on a big show? Thats crazy talk. http://www.no-treason.com/
Crazy isn't it?
Last I checked there was no Constitutional right to carry anything on an airplane.
So unless you have secretly added some things I don't know about it then I really don't care if TSA says you can't carry a thing on the plane.. not a wallet, not keys, or anything else.
If you don't like it.. don't fly.
At least now leftist radical Eugene will have sweet smelling bums with a clean smile.....