[Obadiah]

...waking in time to high-five fans sitting around him.

Not to hijack this thread, but I am so sick and tired of that LAME high-five thing. Is there an infomercial or any other TV commercial that doesn't include this forced ritual of feigned exuberance?

[MinnesotaLibertarian]

You ever see that Seinfeld where Jerry's at the car dealer and Puddy keeps wanting high-fives? Jerry refuses and thus looses a great deal on a car. But, in his words, "It’s like the wave at ball games. Air quotes. The phrase, "Don’t go there." Somebody's gotta take a stand!"

[BallyBill]

but I am so sick and tired of that LAME high-five thing.

I can top that. Grown men "bumping" chests, Barf!!