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IMHO (in my humble opinion) UNSPUN
FIREHAT ^ | August 25, 2006 | Norman Liebmann

Posted on 08/25/2006 8:32:41 AM PDT by firehat

IMHO (in my humble opinion) UNSPUN ©

by Norman Liebmann

In my humble opinion, even if they convict the murderer of JonBenet Ramsay, it will not absolve her parents of the sin of having turned that little girl into pedophile-bait.

In my humble opinion, the next sound you hear will be George W. Bush’s conservative base breaking camp.

In my humble opinion, Mike Wallace’s 60 Minutes interview of Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is the Equal Time Principle gone mad.

In my humble opinion, if Jimmy Carter wasn’t white trash he’d be trash of some other color.

In my humble opinion, evidence will emerge that wearing a baseball cap backwards lowers a person’s I.Q. by at least twenty points – and, in many cases, to below sea level.

In my humble opinion, events in the Middle East are proving that no war is too big or too small for George W. Bush to lose.

In my humble opinion, Rosa Parks lived and died a political tool of the Democrats. She deserved better.

In my humble opinion, if Bill Clinton actually has a spine, he should finally prove it by disclosing the name of the donor.

In my humble opinion, there’s doesn’t seem to be anything exacting about deciding which gender a prospective transsexual wants to become. It seems to be “just go for it!”

In my humble opinion, Las Vegas will soon have a new tram that will transport illegal aliens directly from the carwash to the casino.

In my humble opinion, it is time for Spike Lee to direct a new ethnic horror movie called “The Bride of Farrakhan”.

In my humble opinion, every last pansy in the State Department still clings to the canard that Yasser Arafat was only half responsible for the strife that is still going on in the Middle East.

In my humble opinion, Iran is arming, North Korea is arming, Hezbollah is arming, Hamas is arming, Africanized bees are sharpening their stingers, and Washington still remains in a coma.

In my humble opinion, the big difference between the Clinton Administration and the Bush Administration is that the current White House receiving line no longer looks like the President is shaking hands with a safari.

In my humble opinion, Alan Colmes seems to have entered the final stages of intellectual depletion.

In my humble opinion, George W. Bush will be immortalized in Mexican history as The Gringo President Who Let Us Steal America. (The “good ol’ days” was when illegal immigration was just a calamity – but that was before George Bush aggravated it into a catastrophe.)

In my humble opinion, at an airport boarding gate any Muslim with at least thirty flies circling him can consider himself “profiled”.

In my humble opinion, George W. Bush is psychologically incapable of protecting this country. America must become a warrior nation – right now!

In my humble opinion, if the world had to give up oil or Coca Cola it wouldn’t even be a contest.

In my humble opinion, Barbara Walters would make an excellent Warden at Camp Gitmo. The terrorists could get into their “‘jammies”, sip warm cocoa, and sit in Baba Wawa’s lap while she reads to them from the unexpurgated version of “Little Red Riding Hood ‘Gets It On’ with The Arkansas Pervert”.

In my humble opinion, Dick Durbin’s brain becomes its most dysfunctional when it reaches the sensitivity of an anvil.

In my humble opinion, no one, but absolutely no one, has failed this nation more egregiously than Kenneth Starr.

In my humble opinion, to paraphrase Gertrude Stein, whether in Warsaw or in Beverly Hills - a ghetto is a ghetto is a ghetto.

In my humble opinion, when Bill Clinton was a boy, Hell was on his paper route.

In my humble opinion, liberalism is a disease whose most pronounced symptom is an inability to want to overcome it.

In my humble opinion, there was more race hatred in the William Jefferson Clinton Administration than there ever was in the Jefferson Davis Administration.

In my humble opinion, whatever eccentricities Tom Cruise has, at least he doesn’t look like either that slob Michael Moore, or that ugly little Iranian wart Mahmoud Amhadinejad.

In my humble opinion, in a late-breaking alibi, O.J. Simpson will claim his wife’s DNA was planted under his knife by “the real killers” when he wasn’t looking.

In my humble opinion, Hillary will swear the things she says are true - or she wouldn’t have gone to the trouble of fabricating them. The only thing more offensive than Hillary Clinton’s hypocrisy is its transparency.

In my humble opinion, the UN should be relocated in downtown Addis Ababa so all the delegates won’t have to make that long commute to the office - and Kofi Annan’s title should be changed to The Tree Dweller General.

In my humble opinion, it is long past time to shit-can The Ninth Circuit Court of Appeals.

In my humble opinion, after Jimmy Carter and Bill Clinton, we can abandon the canard that yokels are inherently guileless, honest, and well-meaning. The fact is, a country slicker is worse than a city slicker any day.

In my humble opinion, if John Wayne were alive today he’d be a Libertarian.

In my humble opinion, the more machines are programmed to be polite, the more the Humanity that invented them sinks into barbarism.

In my humble opinion, it was inevitable that Geraldo Rivera would get around to humbugging Bill O’Reilly, there being nobody else left to humbug.

In my humble opinion, to paraphrase John F. Kennedy’s attorney, ask not what your country can do for you, just ask the amount of the settlement.

In my humble opinion, Bill Clinton doesn’t consider what he did in his marriage as cheating. He prefers to describe it as “outsourcing” his sex life. And while the subject abides, someone should check out the fine print on the Ten Commandments to see if there is a codicil that exempts Bill Clinton.

In my humble opinion, Al Gore has the same mental qualifications as the guy who gave landing instructions to the Hindenburg.

In my humble opinion, it should be called The Murkstream Media.

In my humble opinion, Greta Van Susteren should divide her show equally between pure malice and unconfirmed reports. And she might do well to change her name to Greta Van Scandal.

In my humble opinion, it’s only a matter of time until San Francisco changes the name of its famous landmark from The Golden Gate Bridge, to the Going Gay Bridge.

and this …

In my humble opinion, George Bush thinks there are good Muslims and bad Muslims, which means we’re getting ready to fight the world’s first schizophrenic war.

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TOPICS: Government
KEYWORDS: billclinton; mikewallace

1 posted on 08/25/2006 8:32:42 AM PDT by firehat
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To: firehat

I am sorry I wasted my time reading through half of this.


2 posted on 08/25/2006 8:50:57 AM PDT by PackerBoy (Just my opinion ....)
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To: PackerBoy

I agree.

This guy sounds like he's grumpy because his KKK meeting ran long.


3 posted on 08/25/2006 8:53:44 AM PDT by linear (Nuance treats reality as a mere Rorschach test.)
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To: Eaker; TheMom; pax_et_bonum; Xenalyte
In my humble opinion, evidence will emerge that wearing a baseball cap backwards lowers a person’s I.Q. by at least twenty points – and, in many cases, to below sea level.

I'm crushed. Humbly.

4 posted on 08/25/2006 8:54:48 AM PDT by humblegunner (If you're gonna die, die with your boots on.)
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To: firehat

NORM!!!! How the heck are ya!


5 posted on 08/25/2006 8:55:19 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Islam is a perversion of faith, a lie against human spirit, an obscenity shouted in the face of G_d)
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To: firehat


6 posted on 08/25/2006 8:55:27 AM PDT by prognostigaator
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To: firehat
In my humble opinion, this guy is a world class glass is always empty the world sucks kind of person. I'm sorry I wasted my time on it. (Ok, I quit halfway through...did I miss a redeeming punchline at the end?)
7 posted on 08/25/2006 8:58:33 AM PDT by pollyannaish
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To: firehat

In my humble opinion, you need to realize that GWB is not responsible for every evil in the world.

Oh, and relax a little.


8 posted on 08/25/2006 9:01:22 AM PDT by Scourge of God (What goes here?)
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To: firehat

Reading this guy's "humble opinions" is rather like eating an exclusive diet of shark eggs.


9 posted on 08/25/2006 9:10:26 AM PDT by alloysteel (When in doubt, forge ahead anyway. To outsiders, it looks the same as boldness. Or plain crazy.)
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To: firehat

Wow, I haven't run into you in a long time. Remember the 'old days' with Navigator and Cigarmile?


10 posted on 08/25/2006 9:15:10 AM PDT by JustaDumbBlonde
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