[Mrs. P]

Well, I think that calling 911 is probably still a better alternative than me walking out there in my fuzzy blue slippers and pink robe and trying to engage in a meaningful dialog with these kids that visit our cemetery, OR this guy walking out his door with a gun to scare his tormentors away by shooting at them.

I feel sorry for this guy, up to the point where he got the gun out. I am not defending him, but I understand his frustration.

[DannyTN]

Here's an idea...

Call the creepy cop and his mother up and tell them that you are seeing ghosts in the cemetary every couple of weeks or so.

You get free police presence as long as he buys it. You do have to put up with some flashing lights, but it ought to be quieter.