It was mine! Mine! Where can I go to claim it? I was eating and listening to the radio, when I heard that Cindy Sheehan was having surgery.
I am 'A Positive', so I went topside to take the dingy into shore. Couldn't get the motor started, so I shot it...., and...took the...other dingy, and went to donate a pint of bile. I knew she'd be running low.
No it's mine, I just seem to misplace more and more things these days. Soon as I get it back I'll treat you to a cruise. How about you loan me the money for airfare to Sardinia.