Clinton's Prostate Turns 60

HUMAN EVENTS ^ | Aug 23, 2006 | Ben Shapiro

[South40]

Now that I have more days behind me than ahead of me

That's good news.

[Dilbert56]

He never got 50% of the vote. "We" didn't elect him, "they" did.

[ladyinred]

I resent the statement that Americans miss Clinton. I am an American and I sure as heck don't miss that man in the least. I don't want a President who is just another guy at the bar thank you very much, especially one who is a convicted liar. I think I dated a few of him in my lifetime you know!!! The polls are skewed to rats favor always, and the media has lied so much it is no wonder President Bush doesn't fare well in them. God help us as a nation if the numbers listed are true. We have gone too far down the garden path if this is really the attitude.

[true_blue_texican]

OMG!!!!! That title gave me the best laugh I've had in ages!!

[Babu]

Well Bubba, not to worry, you've aged so well ...

[softwarecreator]

Why do Americans miss Clinton?

A bit presumptious isn't it?

It should say "Why do some Americans miss Clinton?"

Gotta love our MSM.

[Doctor Don]

"Clinton's prostate turns 60"........I might add that it has had the use of a 90 year old.......right Monica?

[Mad_Tom_Rackham]

[And yet, somehow, Americans still miss Bill Clinton.]

How can we miss him when he, like that other self-indulgent gas bag Carter, never left?

[Deo volente]

Turning 60 is certainly a bummer for a man as reliant on his prostate as Clinton is.

ROFL!

[digger48]

oh my....

[EagleUSA]

It is a sick and twisted, mindless and selfish group that would miss that USELESS, CRIMINAL REPROBATE. God help us...how that scum ever got into our Oval Office I will never believe. And the fools and dolts that voted for that maggot, have no idea what he did to this country. Thier IQ's are THAT LOW.

[Intolerant in NJ]

Why do Americans miss Clinton?...In a nation where more of its citizens know the names of the Three Stooges than of the three branches of government, according to a recent poll, the answer is obvious - Americans would rather be entertained than governed - we're in big trouble.....

[kalee]

Will this man ever realize it is NOT all about him?

[neverdem]

OMG!!!!! That title gave me the best laugh I've had in ages!!

With a title like that, I couldn't resist!

[Names Ash Housewares]

"With a title like that, I couldn't resist!"

I tried to post an actual legitimate science story today about polar bear genital shrinkage due to polution and they yanked it in about 30 seconds. Dang, I was really looking forward to the commentary on that one.

[true_blue_texican]

The truth is that I can't wait till he dies so I can go piss on his grave.

[Utah Girl]

Discipline and Bill CLinton in the same sentence? LOL.

[Muleteam1]

>>Why do Americans miss Clinton?<<

For the same reason the gravesite of Billy the Kid is well known but the grave of Pat Garrett is virtually unknown. Go figure why many Americans honor thuggery but it explains why the Democratic Party continues to exist.

[Roccus]

Clinton may hate turning 60, but not as much as I hate that he made it!