So you are implying that the only laws you believe should be taken seriously are laws that prevent killing or seriously injuring someone.
Congratulations, you are now a libertarian.
Do you live in Indiana? If you do I hope you don't bathe during the winter, because it is against the law.
North Dakota. Better not serve beer and pretzels at the same time in a restaurant.
Don't make a funny face at a dog in Oklahoma, it's illegal.
Want to buy a beer in Pennsylvania? Better show the clerk a note from your wife, because it's required to buy alcohol there.
Don't let the police in Texas catch you drinking a beer while standing up. That's against the law.
And don't even try to bring any lollipops into Washington, because lollipops are banned there.
These are actual laws. I'm sure that you would not have any problems following them....