DHS Inspector: One Swedish made penis enlarger pump.
Mardin Azad Amin: That's not mine!
DHS: One credit card receipt for Swedish made penis enlarger...signed by Mardin Azad Amin.
Amin: I'm tellin you baby, that's not mine!
DHS: One warranty card for Swedish made penis enlarger pump...filled out by Mardin Azad Amin.
Amin: I don't even know what this is! This sort of thing ain't my bag, baby!
DHS: One book...."Swedish Made Penis Enlarger Pumps and Me: This Sort of Thing is my Bag, Baby!", by Mardin Azad Amin