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An ad for one of the cable company. IT features movie scenes being recreated to help sell cable. One of this is Ben Stein checking attendance and Ferris Beuller not being present. While the classmates assume he's sick, Stein talks about his doubts that Bueller is actually sick, that he is taking advantage of the many movies and shows being offered by the company.
Another one, the one several Freepers are agahast at, is the one where the Character Fat B@stard confronts Mini Me (if you don't understand any of this, I'll give you a brief primer on Austin Powers). Because of his unusually diet, he threatens to eat Mini Me. In the meantime, while Fat sings "I want my baby back ribs" Mini me talks to the audience, saying Fat is crazy, but what isn't is getting cable.
I think the FREepers don't understand the joke that FAt is such a gluttonous lout that he'll eat a car if it fell into steak sauce. That's what the humor is about.