Wait a minute, if someone watches porn to the point of arousal and "Pleasures Themself" to the point of orgasm, isn't he committing "preemptory Abortion"? All those potential fetuses (Feti, maybe) ending up in a kleenex.
Nope, half of the chromosomes that make up the human genome will never develop cognitive function, all you get are knuckle children, but you knew that :>) Good try though.