YOU STAYED AT A HOTEL LAST NIGHT, DIDN'T YOU???
I admit it freely. Actually, I went to several, in search of one of those coin-operated vibrating bed thingies. Just as I suspected, there wasn't a single one to be found.
Evidently, these folks have completed their eradication of the 25-cent "massager" and have moved on to other targets. They are *insidious*.