[Dominick]

It is properly termed Phacts, they are uttered during the evening SNews. Manufactured snews that is used to prove that republicans are going to kick your grandma, eliminate her Medicare, Bush is an idiot and they are going to oppress you in some vague manner.

Got any spare Tree-of-life or Pak protector? I am coming into the correct age. Would another republican protector help things?

[Phsstpok]

I have seeded the atmosphere with the tree of life virus in select locations (certain blue states). As the transformation will also involve them finally becoming smart enough to see what idiots they've been they'll quickly correct the error of their ways. I and my fellow existing Protectors will then dispatch them to the ME.

After they settle things down there I have this fleet of transports waiting. They'll uproot the unruly types and ship them off to colony worlds where they can bash in each other's heads to their hearts content. We'll give the third world a few hundred worlds fo their own to try to run on by themselves and see how they do. But they won't be here to sponge off of us anymore.