"You are a man of reason.
Orderly - help Tommy back to his room please....."
This statement from a guy who calls himself "Jake the Goose"! LOL!
Ut, oh---typo---should be "Joke" The Goose.
Tsk, tsk----gotta watch them typos.
I must admit - the nickname is embarrasing.
6 years ago I was attacked by a goose at a golf course. I responded by swinging my putter - and literally knocked the things head right off its neck. The damn thing ran around with no head for 5 minutes.
Jake - became - Jake the Goose.
It opens me to a lot of abuse - I love it.