Your loyalties are unclear.
Would that be before or after the maggot blocking the aisle is escorted off?
Have no doubts about my loyalties. I was presuming YOU would be politely escorted to security, where you would explain what happened and everyone would have a great laugh and you would go on your way.
I presumed that he would be dragged feet first, with his head bumping down the steps, and deposited in the "Lost Luggage" area. ;)