[gaijin]

I don't get it..!

I've hit my thumb with a hammer 27 times, and now guess what...? I'm getting nervous about using a hammer..!

How can I remedy this? I want the anxiety to go away..!

ALSO:

At different points in my youth, CLOWNS molested me. I figger it happened...9 times.

I've developed this weird, nagging fear of clowns.

Am I intolerant?

[gaijin]

My shrink tells me my aversion to hammers HELPS hammers, and my fear of bad clowns has the effect of HELPING those bad clowns.

He says if I really want to stick it to clown molesters, then I should switch my thinking around: I SHOULD LIKE CLOWNS.

He also says I should GET NAKED with them.

Should I keep paying this guy?