Gee, maybe not reading GQ is why a guy who has hair on his back and doesn't have a 6 pack abs can still strike up conversations with attractive women.
You keep telling your readers that crapola, please GQ... let em believe that women don't respond to politeness and kindness and want a man who views them as nothing more than a guy with a vagina and bossoms.
Carefully... You could end up in Freeper lore as the guy who liked to oggle bossoms (instead of ogling bosoms).
Personally, I favor The Golden Globe Awards, myself. ;-)