Well actually what I do if I am in a restuarant near a chair and see a woman about to sit down, is I ask her who she voted for last election. If she says Bush, I politely pull the chair out for her, let her sit, get the waiter for her, ask her if she needs anothing else, then tell her it is not often I get to serve such a beautiful woman, then I kiss her hand.
If she says Gore or Kerry, I pull the chair out then out again so she misses, then tell her sorry, I couldn`t tell if she was sitting or standing because of her fat.
The best was last week when I ran into this old lady with a walker who was wearing a Kerry button. I swear, when she fell on her arse, it made the sound of a squeak toy. Her family started screaming at me, so I pulled the "Sorry, I no speak a the English" routine.
Who are you????
I don't believe you're telling the whole truth in your narrative. Conservatives don't pull chairs from beneath others causing them to fall.
There you go!