"Remember: no matter how hot she is, somebody, somewhere, is tired of her $#!+"
LOL. I was engaged coming out of college, and an older friend, twice divorced before the age of 30, told me "don't do it!!! Go out on the street, find a woman that you hate on sight, and hand her half of everything you own; then you can at least you can walk away with a shred of self-respect."
I'm glad I waited ... took a few lumps on the way, but learned to look beyond mere 'hotness'.
Mrs. Bustard is, of course, the most beautiful woman in the world; more so today than the day she walked down the aisle in that lovely white dress ...
Finding a good wife involves a lot more than just drunkenly drooling over T&A. All that is gold does not glitter.