"I understand this stuff very well. Read my later post. I worked as an orbit analyst with NASA and still "do" orbit design work as required. I was trying to be funny, but obviously I fell flat on my face.
Sigh."
You're a rocket scientist, not a comedian!
;-)
Then again, consider your material--making jokes about orbital momentum, acceleration, & etc are not consider prime laugh-inducing subjects.
Fire your writer!
Reading the posts here is like reading the "Letters to the Editor" in a newspaper 150 years ago,same mentality,( at least one thing has not changed, we are still a bunch of idiots) nothing is ever going to work, flying machines ha,ha,ha men in space ho,ho,ho,