They had a Great Dane named "Good Authority." His wife came in and asked him, "Have you seen my belt?" "Belt?" he asked. "I thought it was a collar. I have it on Good Authority." She hit him with the skillet.
Just a little homage to Charles Shultz.
57 posted on 08/17/2006 8:57:21 PM PDT by Richard Kimball
(The most important thing is sincerity. Once you can fake that, everything else is easy.)