"The Squirrel Grenade"
I don't care how many times I've read this, I laugh unti I cry!
We don't have squirrels in our yard. The cats keep them out. Somewhere this very minute there at least 8 tailess squirrels counting their blessing that they got away. We have the tails.
maybe that is all that is left of the squirrels' that have been et by the cat. (thats all we found after our cat ate them)