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And the worlds scariest movie plot
Circus clowns, forcing innocent Republicans to ride on the worlds biggest roller coaster over a lake with a great white shark, and seated along side them in the roller coaster, monkeys dressed like Nancy Polosi doing impersonations of Howard Dean, while holding a paper bags full of angry bees in one hand and a sacks of venomous snakes in the other as giant F5 tornadoes close in on the deserted theme park. And after surviving all this, the real horror begins Airport Security!
Featuring: Tim Curry reprising his role as Pennywise the Dancing Clown, Kingda Ka as the Roller Coaster, Jaws, The Flying Monkeys from the Wizzard of Oz, The Cow Tossing Tornado from Twister, Nancy Polosi and Howard Dean playing themselves, The TSA and of course starring - Samuel L. Jackson! Weve got M-fing clowns and a roller coaster, a man eating shark, freaking flying monkeys and those damn crazy Democrats, bees, snakes, tornados and you mean to tell me I cant take my &*^(*%*&% hair gel and a bottle of water on this #$^&&*( plane?
14 posted on
08/17/2006 5:46:00 PM PDT by
Caramelgal
(There can be no happiness if the things we believe in are different from the things we do.)
To: Caramelgal
Now that was Funny, I don't care who you are. That right there was Funny!
TT
To: Caramelgal
ROFLMAO!
I'd pay good money to see that! :D
16 posted on
08/17/2006 6:01:48 PM PDT by
Killborn
(Pres. Bush isn't Pres. Reagan. Then again, Pres. Regan isn't Pres. Washington. God bless them all.)
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