I saw Fatima working at a Dunkin Donuts in Trenton blowing her nose in a coffee and ulululating maniacally.......
You lying infidel!
First of all, Fatima works for Burger King in Dearborn, and, Second: there is no need for Dunkin' Donuts to improve their delicious coffee!
It is distortions like this that cause the Western Infidels to distrust Muslims, who only want the Peace of Allah for ALL of our brothers on this planet. It is indeed unfortunate that so many of you blasphemous infidels refuse to see this and reject the Will of Allah as brought to us by His Prophet, Muhammed, May Peace Be Upon Him.
I am a moderate Muslim, and thus it is not part of my personal Jihad to kill you, although I am duty-bound as good Muslim to support those who may have, shall we say, a differing version of Jihad. IMHO, Enslavement or prompt payment of the dhimmi will suffice until that day when you convert. On that glorious day, inshallah, you will receive all the rights to which you are entitled under Sharia.