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Posted on 08/17/2006 10:45:16 AM PDT by Froufrou
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To: ShadowAce
Oops. I was wrong. Alexander Fleming.
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posted on
08/17/2006 11:05:35 AM PDT
by
ShadowAce
(Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
To: Froufrou
Define a more'. Answer: When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie that's amore'.
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posted on
08/17/2006 11:08:31 AM PDT
by
NaughtiusMaximus
(WARNING: Alcohol may cause you to think you are whispering when you are definitely not.)
To: ShadowAce
"The serendipitous discovery of penicillin is usually attributed to Scottish scientist Alexander Fleming in 1928, though others had earlier noted the antibacterial effects of Penicillium."
Sorry, that's from wikipedia. Curie was a physicist who discovered radium and died in 1934 from aplastic anemia caused by handling the stuff.
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posted on
08/17/2006 11:09:58 AM PDT
by
Froufrou
To: Froufrou
When my oldest was six I once said to him, "Well that is your opinion you know."
His response was "I'm not a pinion, I'm a pumpkin."
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posted on
08/17/2006 11:10:31 AM PDT
by
CougarGA7
(There are no trophies for winning wars. Only consequences for losing them.)
To: meandog
And the football team in Neiderwald are the Nads...Go! Nads! Go! Nads!
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posted on
08/17/2006 11:11:10 AM PDT
by
Froufrou
To: CougarGA7
Did he know that a pinon is a pine nut?
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posted on
08/17/2006 11:11:56 AM PDT
by
Froufrou
To: Froufrou
..Curie was a physicist who discovered radium... I know. I've got a weird wire crossed in my brain. I keep confusing those two. I have no idea why.
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posted on
08/17/2006 11:14:13 AM PDT
by
ShadowAce
(Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
To: Froufrou
A friend of mine is a history professor at a community college. She has collected many hysterical exam answers over the years, but this is my asbsolute favorite:
Q. What was the immediate cause of the First World War?
A. They killed the Archduck of Austria.
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posted on
08/17/2006 11:15:56 AM PDT
by
blau993
To: Froufrou
"Wow, IIRC CA used to be among the best! Back in the late 70s..."One of the best lies to traverse the US.
Right up there with, never discuss politics, religion or sex .. Where, I ask .. do we have most problems in America.
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posted on
08/17/2006 11:18:42 AM PDT
by
knarf
(Someone stole my tagline !! It was here a minute ago .. /8^( ...)
To: blau993
That's good, but here are some of mine:
"He needed to lose weight. He had a 38-inch waste in his pants."
"Sex is not for pleasure. It is for recreation."
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posted on
08/17/2006 11:18:59 AM PDT
by
Froufrou
To: knarf
knarf, nice name! Pinky and the Brain fan?
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posted on
08/17/2006 11:19:55 AM PDT
by
Froufrou
To: ShadowAce
You glow in the dark after you take penicillin? <:o(
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posted on
08/17/2006 11:21:11 AM PDT
by
Froufrou
To: Froufrou
You glow in the dark after you take penicillin? Of course! That must be it! LOL!
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posted on
08/17/2006 11:22:13 AM PDT
by
ShadowAce
(Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
To: GeorgiaDawg32
I'd be real interested to know the ages of these students.. Esp. being able to spell condominium.
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posted on
08/17/2006 11:23:35 AM PDT
by
Vinnie
To: Froufrou
No .. just my 'quick and original' thinking when I was asked for a screen name upon signing up for FreeRepublic .. a lifetime ago.
I've never seen Pinky and the Brain, nor Spongebobsquarepants, nor more than two or three episodes of Freinds, Seinfeld .. and a bunch of et cetera's.
frank
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posted on
08/17/2006 11:24:26 AM PDT
by
knarf
(Someone stole my tagline !! It was here a minute ago .. /8^( ...)
To: Vinnie
maybe they lukt it up in a skool dikshunari..
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posted on
08/17/2006 11:30:32 AM PDT
by
GeorgiaDawg32
(I'm a Patriot Guard Rider..www.patriotguard.org for info)
To: patton
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posted on
08/17/2006 12:04:15 PM PDT
by
leda
(Life is always what you make it!)
To: Froufrou
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posted on
08/17/2006 12:05:00 PM PDT
by
CougarGA7
(There are no trophies for winning wars. Only consequences for losing them.)
To: blau993
I ran a test with a question worded much like that, and got the following answer:
"Someone shot at someone else - and the target resented it."
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posted on
08/17/2006 12:07:57 PM PDT
by
Fatuncle
(Of course I'm ignorant. I'm here to learn.)
To: GeorgiaDawg32; All
These are taken off the SAT in California right?
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posted on
08/17/2006 12:08:36 PM PDT
by
Rhadaghast
(Yeshua haMashiach hu Adonai Tsidkenu)
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