I got the very latest update from no less authority than the town Post Office. Seems the story isn't that well covered in Turner as it is elsewhere. Critter was supposed to be hit right across from the Chick-a-Dee restaurant which is right on the town line to Auburn and near the little airport. It is a popular ATV crossing area and the road crew just repainted and changed the lines for traffic, very confusing for everyone.
Apparently someone grabbed it (road kill is popular, so good thing this guy got it first...) and popped it in the freezer before it wound up on a menu somewhere. We are selective about road kill so would have passed it by if we saw it.
We hear the guy is saving it so it can be examined. Story is now it has human-like teeth. Critter sounds more and more like liberals who show up around here from time to time, sporting brand new Kerry-Edwards bumper stickers.
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It's federal law that the school lunch program gets first pick.