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To: TFFKAMM; T'wit; BykrBayb; floriduh voter
Your thread isn't done yet, LOL.

Chow down...

OK, here goes. I am a bona fide resident of the tiny Town of Turner. This is my very first post on this topic and I am right here trying to find someone who even is aware of this huge news story giving the Town of Turner, its very first and maybe only fifteen minutes of fame.

Folks here think it is a feral Chow that bit the asphalt. Rt 4 is a mean road, just like Stephen King would write. Feral critters abound here, a couple cats coming by our place regularly, but looking very normal. Up at the end of the road, I saw a very dead coyote, (as locals call 'em) or grey wolf (canis lupus or Timber wolf) as others call 'em, with jaws that would put a shark to shame. Plenty of opportunity for feraling around, I suppose. When I first heard about it, I thought one of our less affluent people (not that there is anything wrong with antique pickup camper living) went missing, but a look at the pic and I knew in a heartbeat it wasn't him.

I have come across fishers, which are mean looking, but did not scare me much. They like to gobble up cats, too. Too small for this.

Bear with us

This spring, a black huge spectre made lots of racket on our porch at night and first look disclosed a silhouette rivaling the biggest of the bigfoot tales. It stood outside our picture window and the head nearly touched the soffit. I jest? Not.

It was just your five hundred pound (or so) black bear, very pedestrian, very close, about five feet away on the other side of the glass. My wife watched closely, 30-06 in hand and he ambled off. Jumped into the back of the pickup and tore up a bag of garbage, found no donuts and left. (We in Maine all have pickups, I think.)

Nope, that wasn't a monster either, just a plain ole critter, but with a little makeup, it could have fooled most anyone. If tomorrow I can find someone at the Post Office who knows different about the other terror, I will post an update.
Here is the website of our town and a pic of the town hall, too.

Town of Turner


8mm

312 posted on 08/21/2006 6:29:27 PM PDT by 8mmMauser (Jezu ufam Tobie...Jesus I trust in Thee)
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To: 8mmMauser

I am relieved that you have a Highway Garage. You aren't ANYBODY unless you have a Highway Garage.


313 posted on 08/21/2006 7:11:37 PM PDT by T'wit (It is not possible to "go too far" criticizing liberals. No matter what you say, they're worse.)
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To: 8mmMauser

That looks like a cute little town. I have never been to Maine but hope to go there someday. I've only been as far North in the East as Massachusettes.


320 posted on 08/22/2006 6:36:22 AM PDT by Paved Paradise
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