Ahahhahahahahahah!!!!
Dont give them ideas!
On the other hand... it might change the bombers mind about them virgins... who needs em, he may well decide!
LOL. (maybe)
Besides Xraying all the shoes now they would have to have a mammogram machine in the airports.
you know, you meant that in jest, but here's an interesting scenario..
some imam somewhere finds that in the quran it's perfectly acceptable for some islamic woman somewhere to have her body defiled by implanting half of the chemicals in one boob, the other half in the other with tiny "outlets" on each one that with the connection of a small tube would allow the two to mix then kaboom..how do you stop that when everything's made out of plastic and won't show at security???
it may be farfetched, but with these people, you never freakin know..
"Next on the terrorist menu: Exploding Breast"
Don't even joke about something like that . . .