Sounds divine. The old timey crying rooms worked out well for everyone, and it's something they should consider for today's theaters. And maybe a "phonebooth" room for those who insist on talking on the cellphone throughout the movie? ;)
In what is IMHO, the greatest TV show ever, "Firefly," Ron Glass' character "Shepherd Book," a preacher, is lecturing the captain of the ship on his treatment of his "new" young wife that he was tricked into marrying...
"If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater."
Mark