[RoadTest]

"Statues in churches are an abomination.
The Sox put one of Carlton Fisk up in the centerfield bleachers - does that knot your panties?"

I think we're talking about religion, not baseball. And it wasn't "my panties" that said "Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image".

But I'll let Him take it from here.

[Hegewisch Dupa]

Doesn't matter what we are talking about - even you admit He didn't specify graven images in a Church or in the centerfield bleachers - just no graven images. So Pudge is an horrific abdomimation to God's law, based on your response.