[Canard]

I'm fairly untempted by goats generally, so I may be missing something fundamental here, but I don't really see how the addition of the nappy is going to be such a passion killer for said lonely horny shepherd!

[Torie]

I think you may have a point.

[Fatuncle]

Victoria's Secret stock boy, hanging up the phone, slowly, and regarding a fellow worker with dazed disbelief, "We've just got an order for a couple of hundred black lace goat diapers?"