Angry Amish. Don't worry, DU assures us all its a fake.
AAVRDG!
(Angry Amish Virgin Roller Derby Girls)
If a jihadi murdered a DUer's children and raped his wife in front of him, he would blame Karl Rove and President Bush.
Angry foreign terrorists or angry home grown Jihadists wanna bees? There are new reports a similar purchase was attempted in Ithica (MI?) maybe. Whether it is the same group of there are more running around is still unclear.
I heard they were Mad Methodists, or Bad-Ass Baptists, or Seething Scientologists, or Lamenting Lutherans, or Egregious Episcopalians, or Mad Moonies, or PO'd Presbyterians, or, or or...
Bloody Vikings......
Mennonites perhaps?