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To: standingfirm
Expedited Airliner Boarding:

On right side, a "strict" aisle: here, boarders pass through multiple x-rays, MRI, barking dogs, lecherous old men wearing latex gloves, and lastly members of the NYFD in wife-beaters, holding heavy lead pipes...

On left side, an express aisle: 15-foot long, wall-to-wall, 3-inch deep depression in floor. Thousands of copies of the Koran fill this shallow walkway depression.

Same thing for customs, court-houses, and welfare offices. And DMV. And Wal-Mart

Budget negligible, no unreliable technology, immediately implementable, elevates "seperation of church and state" to unheard-of levels...

382 posted on 08/11/2006 2:15:10 PM PDT by gaijin
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To: gaijin

LOL! Now that's a plan!


400 posted on 08/11/2006 4:32:11 PM PDT by stands2reason (ANAGRAM for the day: Socialist twaddle == Tact is disallowed)
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To: gaijin

Is it permissible to stop and pee in the express aisle?


402 posted on 08/11/2006 5:25:23 PM PDT by null and void (Imagine a world without a CAIR...)
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