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WSJ ^ | 08/11/2006

Posted on 08/11/2006 7:04:56 AM PDT by Responsibility2nd

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To: Fresh Wind

This is Geraldo reporting live from an internetaholic household....


41 posted on 08/11/2006 7:39:56 AM PDT by Westlander (Unleash the Neutron Bomb)
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My ISP went down for a whole day and I couldn't surf the internet. But, it's OK. I have my strait jacket tucked away in case it happens again.


42 posted on 08/11/2006 7:41:22 AM PDT by kitkat (The first step down to hell is to deny the existence of evil.!)
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To: Responsibility2nd

How else can I find out if that Cruise kid is real or not? I can't stop now.


43 posted on 08/11/2006 7:42:09 AM PDT by Williams
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To: Responsibility2nd

HA!

after more than 12 years, it's not an addiction it's a career choice


44 posted on 08/11/2006 7:42:45 AM PDT by fnord (497 1/2 feet of rope ... I just carry it)
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To: Westlander

I think you lost me...


45 posted on 08/11/2006 7:43:48 AM PDT by RedRightReturn (Even a broken clock is right twice a day...)
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To: evets

Quitting the internet is easy! I've done it plenty of times!


46 posted on 08/11/2006 7:44:12 AM PDT by Huck (There is a $2.00 service charge for this tagline---do you still wish to proceed?)
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Stupid article. Think of all the highways we'd have to build if we all turned off our computers and drove to work.


47 posted on 08/11/2006 7:44:42 AM PDT by kitkat (The first step down to hell is to deny the existence of evil.!)
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To: Responsibility2nd

I gotta pee....


48 posted on 08/11/2006 7:45:07 AM PDT by relictele
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To: kitkat

Does yours have zippers or buttons?


49 posted on 08/11/2006 7:47:22 AM PDT by Westlander (Unleash the Neutron Bomb)
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***Does yours have zippers or buttons?***

Locks! But it's a beautiful shade of rose pink.


50 posted on 08/11/2006 7:49:52 AM PDT by kitkat (The first step down to hell is to deny the existence of evil.!)
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To: RedRightReturn

Downloading, Updating, Refreshing, Deleting, Maintaining.....


51 posted on 08/11/2006 7:50:22 AM PDT by Westlander (Unleash the Neutron Bomb)
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To: TSchmereL
Bladder problems? That is why I use a urethral catheter while I surf the internet.

Why didn't I think of this? And here I was running all the way to the kitchen sink like a sucker.

APf

52 posted on 08/11/2006 7:52:19 AM PDT by APFel (Individualism. The alpha and the omega.)
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I gotta pee....

No Problem. Just do what me and TS do,

See post # 17. See Post # 26

53 posted on 08/11/2006 7:53:05 AM PDT by Responsibility2nd (Abortion is to family planning what bankruptcy is to financial planning)
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'Locks! But it's a beautiful shade of rose pink.'

And I assume this is your arousable wear?


54 posted on 08/11/2006 7:53:42 AM PDT by Westlander (Unleash the Neutron Bomb)
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To: Huck
I'm down to one a day.

55 posted on 08/11/2006 7:54:44 AM PDT by evets (08-22-06)
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To: Responsibility2nd
bladder problems caused by an unwillingness to take a break from the screen.

I have to go right now... uh... just as soon as I look at this thread.

56 posted on 08/11/2006 7:55:15 AM PDT by ichabod1 (Yalla yalla yalla, send you back to allah, screw you inshallah, along with hezballah.)
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To: Responsibility2nd
my blogging takes up another 10 hours

Not to mention your math skills are a little rusty....

57 posted on 08/11/2006 7:55:55 AM PDT by IrishRainy
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I have proudly earned my tagline. I even bought souveniers.


58 posted on 08/11/2006 7:56:33 AM PDT by jy8z (From the next to last exit before the end of the internet.)
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To: Responsibility2nd

Sorry - I had a catheter once during a hospital stay. NO.THANK.YOU.

I may do a "G. Gordon Liddy" - if you've heard Don & Mike making fun of GG Liddy apparently weeing into Tupperware containers then you know what I'm talking about.


59 posted on 08/11/2006 7:56:59 AM PDT by relictele
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To: APFel; Responsibility2nd; relictele; Westlander
The other end is connected directly to the Internet.

Ping me and I'll squirt ya!
60 posted on 08/11/2006 7:57:13 AM PDT by TSchmereL ("Rust but terrify.")
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