[thoughtomator]

Ahem. I don't eat pork (okay, except for the occasional slice of bacon) because I can't digest it properly unless it's very very well done (like bacon). Are you saying you don't trust me? Does this mean you're not going to loan me that $100 we discussed earlier?

*cry*

[Pukin Dog]

$100.00?

Why you no-pork eating prevaricator!

Save yourself before it gets any worse, get some Maalox, and eat some PORK.

[Mr. Mojo]

Vincent Vega: Want some bacon?
Jules Winnfield: No man, I don't eat pork.
Vincent: Are you Jewish?
Jules: Nah, I ain't Jewish, I just don't dig on swine, that's all.
Vincent: Why not?
Jules: Pigs are filthy animals. I don't eat filthy animals.
Vincent: Bacon tastes gooood. Pork chops taste gooood.
Jules: Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfk/r. Pigs sleep and root in sh/t. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got enough sense enough to disregard its own feces."