If the shoe fits..........
Posted on 08/10/2006 2:52:36 PM PDT by rockabyebaby
WARNING! PSYCHOLOGICAL NUDITY! ADULT CONTENT! The naked TRUTH delivered to MATURE listeners by the most exciting talkshow host in the country!
I saw that she didn't score well with snopes:
http://www.snopes.com/politics/crime/skyterror.asp
My pleasure! It's a thrill to be part of SAVAGE NATION! Wooooooooooohoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
romney hd the NATIONAL GUARD at the airport.........
baaaaaabaaaaaaaaaaaaaa white sheep, funny stuff!
Totally Off Topic:
OMG - I gotta build one of these!!
http://cre.ations.net/creation/44
Be sure to watch the video!
*fires up soldering gun*
Too bad I missed the prophacy show. It's one of my favorite topics.
Unfortuneately, unless we find the will to do what needs to be done, it will be fullfilled sooner rather than later.
oops... sorry - I should have addressed that to "All"... my bad!!
If the shoe fits..........
Oooh, the CAIR mouthpiece is offended by Bush's "Islamic fascists" comment! Like I said earlier, you know something's right when "ethnic minorities" are offended. I just hope President Bush doesn't cave and apologize for his "hoitful woids."
If...you said the majic word..
[IF]
If you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you,
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you
But make allowance for their doubting too,
If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
Or being lied about, don't deal in lies,
Or being hated, don't give way to hating,
And yet don't look too good, nor talk too wise:
If you can dream--and not make dreams your master,
If you can think--and not make thoughts your aim;
If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster
And treat those two impostors just the same;
If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,
And stoop and build 'em up with worn-out tools:
If you can make one heap of all your winnings
And risk it all on one turn of pitch-and-toss,
And lose, and start again at your beginnings
And never breath a word about your loss;
If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
To serve your turn long after they are gone,
And so hold on when there is nothing in you
Except the Will which says to them: "Hold on!"
If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
Or walk with kings--nor lose the common touch,
If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you;
If all men count with you, but none too much,
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds' worth of distance run,
Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it,
And--which is more--you'll be a Man, my son!
- Kipling
AMERICANS ARE ASLEEP, a lot of them actually think 9/11 was a gummint inside job, especially building 7, big consipracy, a lot of americans live in tv land, every reality is like a tv show, when it's over you turn it off - don't give it another thought, terrorists? what terrorists, just turn the channel and they'll go away, not sure what it's going to take to get people rolling on what's going on, the 3000 we lost on 9/11 are rolling over in their graves........
"...you know something's right when "ethnic minorities" are offended..."
You know you're over the target, when you're taking flak.
he's writing his apology as we speak, next time watch his words, they'll be kinder, gentler, generic in description.
I'm selling a camera for $150 on craigslist. Today I get an inquiring email from 'Frank':
FRANK:
"hello i will like to buy this item is it good condition ? and tell me final price ok but the picture okay . mail me asap."
(Immediately I smell a scammer. But I reply)
ME:
"Excellent condition. Price is firm."
FRANK:
"it sound good am making a good offer of $180 so get back to me with your conmtact info so going to send you money order through USPS"
(haha!)
ME:
"I might consider $250 and a goat. Please advise."
We'll see if he bothers to write back
******UPDATE******
FRANK:
"okay get to me back with your address okay"
LOL... well, I suppose I should up the ante...
I know of a way to make the device look even better. Go buy a decorative table top rock fountain at walmart. it already has the pump and a decorative vase with rocks. all you have to do is rig the strobe lights and modify the water drops.
Cost's about 10 bucks.
bikinis to burkas, damn, just damn.........
priceless!
Ask for a certified halal killed goat.
talkshow host???? WRONG, according to wikpedia, Michael my friend, you are a political commentator, hush, levin, hannity, etc, THEY are talkshow hosts..........
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