"My FRiend, that's what Zip-Loc bags are for."
I know. I thought about that, but then I figured out that I didn't really need all that crap anyhow. It makes packing easier, too.
At the class of hotels I stay at, you can ask at the desk when you check in, and they'll even give you a toothbrush and toothpaste at no charge. All in a nice little sealed plastic bag.
Shampoo and conditioner are right there in the bathroom when I get to my room. That's about it for me, as far as grooming aids go. I find that regular showers handle the rest.
But see, you're a guy. Chicks are picky about our skin and hair care products. Brand loyalty means a lot to us.
For instance, I use a soap that is only available from its manufacturer, a woman who makes it out of her house. It's the best soap I have ever found and I haven't used anything else on my face since the day I found it.
That nasty pseudo-Dove they have in hotel rooms dries my face more than the towel does.