Reminds me of Kip's wedding love song in Napoleon Dynamite:
"Always and Forever"
(by Kipland Ronald Dynamite)
Why do you love me?
Why do you need me?
Always and forever
We met in a chat room
Where love can fully bloom
Sure the World Wide Web is great
But you, you make me "salvavate"
Yes I love technology
But not as much as you, you see
But I still love technology
Always and forever
Our love is like a flock of doves
Flying up to heav'n above
Always and forever
Always and forever
Yes, your love is truly great
Always and forever
Why do you need me?
Why do you love me?
I swear, if someone tames them a wild wedding stallion, I will hurl.