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To: ClearBlueSky

I guess I like pork chops and beer too much to become MUSLIM. No way am I gonna go every Friday get down on the floor and put my head up the dude in front of me's butt...and scream ALLAH AKBAR or whatever. Now if they change their alcohol ban and have a free beer blast every Friday night I might consider it--but they'll also have to reconsider the head up your buddy's butt thing.


30 posted on 08/10/2006 11:06:05 AM PDT by brooklyn dave (I wanna see a Hezbollah free LEBANON)
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To: brooklyn dave

And I'm a woman who will serve anyone seeking to put a black bag on me a heaping helping of hot lead! Sh*t on Sharia! The swamp is big and deep, plenty of room for missing Muslims. In fact, they might make good bagasse to fix the levees.


32 posted on 08/10/2006 11:11:42 AM PDT by ClearBlueSky (Whenever someone says it's not about Islam-it's about Islam. Jesus loves you, Allah wants you dead!)
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To: brooklyn dave
No way am I gonna go every Friday get down on the floor

It isn't just Fridays Dave. It's every day and its five times each day. I could manage without the beer, (yeah, I know. Sacrelige, right?) But its the no babes in minis that would turn me off.

53 posted on 08/10/2006 11:58:49 AM PDT by navyblue (Semper ubi sub ubi)
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