Since, this ain't a Staples commercial. There isn't an "Easy" button -- although the keyboard commandos certainly think there is.
Good L-rd man. You've gone completely around the bend.
You've just declared that we, the United States of America, have invaded Iran, Syria and Lebanon -- and done so in the last 5 years.
Maybe in some Alternate Coopniverse, perhaps. But in the universe in which the rest of us live, we've only invaded Iraq.
Wow man. I just don't know what to say. I'm seriously concerned for you. What's going on in your life? Are you okay?