Hey, hey, hey, just shut up go away! Nobody asked you for a f#@&ing explanation!
This is the line that defines and codifies the absolute arrogance of the author. Yes, do tell, lucky for him he got along and sought reinforcements. I can't imagine the verbal bloodbath he avoided.
Good day, sir, and good luck. I've a feeling you will need it.
So are a significant number of "asians" (read muslims) in the world.
Don't let the door ...ah, fergetit!
good riddance...and DON'T COME BACK.
Who the heck is Boris Johnson? (Yeah, I know, a hack)
Waahhh...the opus of an a$$wipe.
Maybe more liberals would do this.
AH, too good to even think about. I can wish, though ... .
Don't let the door hit you in the ass on your way out.
Door meet ass.
Good riddance. "Don't let the screen door hit ya, where the GOOD LORD split ya"
You can't do it via phone, mail or newspaper article. You have to go to a consulate or an embassy to do it. Here's a list of the ones in the UK.
U.S. Embassy
55/56 Upper Brook Street
LONDON, W1A 2LQ
U.S. Consulate General, Belfast, Northern Ireland
Danesfort House
223 Stranmillis Road
Belfast BT9 5GR
U.S. Consulate General Edinburgh, Scotland
3 Regent Terrace
Edinburgh EH7 5BW
And if you're in a real hurry and want to do it before your vacation is over here is a list of ones in Mexico:
Embassy of the United States of America
Paseo de la Reforma 305
Colonia Cuauhtemoc
06500 Mexico, D.F.
Av. Lopez Mateos 924 Nte.
Ciudad Juarez, Mexico
Progreso 175,
Col. Americana Guadalajara,
Jalisco C.P. 44100
Ave. Constitución 411 Pte. Monterrey,
Nuevo León. México 64000
Consulado Americano
Monterrey #141 entre las calles
Rosales y Galeana
Col. Esqueda, C.P. 83000
Hermosillo, Sonora, México
Calle Primera #2002, Col. Jardin,
Matamoros, Tamps, 87330.
Calle San José s/n
Fracc. Los Alamos
C.P. 84065 Nogales, Sonora
Ave. Tapachula # 96
Colonia Hipodromo
22420 Tijuana, Baja California, Mexico
Paradise Plaza
Paseo de los Cocoteros
Local #14, Int. #17
Nuevo Vallarta, Nayarit 63732
As if anyone cares. Some people can get their junk published anywhere and some of us can't. I'm jealous.
Don't let the gate slap you in the butt as you go.
Don't let the door hit you in the butt on the way out and don't forget to pack your Dixie Chicks CDs. Could you also please take some people with you like Michael Moore and about 200 Hollywood lefties who promised to leave but didn't.
Hey! Boris (sort of) rhymes with "divorce us"....
Fifty Ways to Leave This Country
Tune: Fifty Ways to Leave your Lover
"The problem is all inside his head", I say to thee
The answer is easy if you take it logically
Theres no need to interpret the psychology
I want to help him in his struggle to be free
There must be fifty ways to leave this country
I say, hes really a rather laughable old dude.
Furthermore, I hope my meaning won't be lost or misconstrued
But I'll repeat myself at the risk of being rude
There must be fifty ways to leave this country
Fifty ways to leave this country
You just slam the door shut, mutt
Go live in Iran, man.
You don't need to be coy, boy
Just listen to me
Hop to it, Boris
Go ahead and divorce us
You want to resign? Fine!
Cest terminé? Nein!
Get to the Departmnt of State, mate
Or go to a court, sport
You don't need to be coy, boy
Just listen to me
Hop to it, Boris
Go ahead and divorce us
Just drop off the key, see
And get yourself free
Huh. The author never provides a punchline.
Had he never used an American passport he would not have had this problem. The question raised is why are you not using that passport now? Has it been revoked or confiscated for cause? No switcheroos allowed.
Where are those Egyptians?
How will we ever recover from the loss?