I was going to say running yellow-dog capitalist lackey...
...but only because yellow is the official color of DeWalt power tools.
Don't talk to me about DeWalt - I'm still picking wood chunks out of my eyes from my boss's power saw - even though I was was wearing safety glasses. Didn't their engineers ever get down over a cut when they were testing?
Dang! The guard was throwing the chunks straight up into my face. I was disappointed.