[Renkluaf]

Priceless! He must receive an award posthumously.

[zeugma]

All real Darwin Awards must be given posthumously

Criteria are as follows.

1.  Candidate must die. Hospitiliztion is not good enough
2.  Expiration must be primarily fault of candidate
3. If progeny exist, must expire with candidate

 The article did not specify if condition 3 was satisfied to the satisfaction of the Father.