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To: Mount Athos
He "was" stuck on stupid. Now he's stuck to the windows in the neighborhood!
To: Mount Athos
Bet he doesn't have the guts to do it again!
69 posted on
08/09/2006 1:23:07 PM PDT by
NonLinear
(He's dead, Jim)
To: Nightshift
73 posted on
08/09/2006 1:29:18 PM PDT by
tutstar
(Baptist ping list-freepmail to get on or off)
To: Mount Athos
Didn't he realize this would deplete the Brazilian supply of RPGs? How could he be so wasteful?
74 posted on
08/09/2006 1:30:29 PM PDT by
alloysteel
(My spelling is Wobbly. It's good spelling, but it Wobbles, and the letters get in the wrong places.)
To: Mount Athos
The amazing thing is, that people this stupid get to be this old in the first place.
Most people this dumb don't make it past their teens. "Hold muh beer and watch this!"
75 posted on
08/09/2006 1:41:39 PM PDT by
I still care
("Remember... for it is the doom of men that they forget" - Merlin, from Excalibur)
To: Mount Athos
Kids, don't try that at home. There are trained professionals with specialized equipment who are the only ones who should be opening RPG warheads with a hammer.
I'm only half joking - I once met a Japanese guy whose job during WWII had been to test torpedo fuzes with a hammer. I thought he was joking at first but he showed me pictures (it had been in the basement of the very building I was working in at the time). I asked him if anybody ever got hurt and he shrugged nonchalantly and said "oh, sure, all the time."
I haven't complained about any of my jobs since...
To: Mount Athos
Bugs Bunny: [watching the Gremlin try to detonate a bomb with a mallet] What's all the hubbub, bub?
The Gremlin: Shh. These blockbuster bombs don't go off unless you hit them *just* right.
Bugs Bunny: Yeah?
The Gremlin: Yeah.
79 posted on
08/09/2006 2:12:32 PM PDT by
SAMWolf
(Don`t go there...And If you do don`t get comfortable.)
To: Mount Athos
OK - this is one of the few headlines that made me laugh out loud!
Thanks for posting!
To: Mount Athos
AS Mr.T would say,
"Pity da fool!"
81 posted on
08/09/2006 2:16:25 PM PDT by
Ruy Dias de Bivar
(Democrats have never found a fight they couldn't run from...Ann Coulter)
To: Mount Athos
I think it's a given that any time the words "grenade" and "sledgehammer" appear in the same sentence, something interesting is about to occur.
To: Mount Athos
At least he got it opened.
84 posted on
08/09/2006 2:17:47 PM PDT by
sport
(cognizes)
To: Mount Athos
was there a warning label?
was it written in Portugese?
To: Mount Athos
Man dies opening grenade with sledgehammer Some humor literally writes itself.
87 posted on
08/09/2006 2:20:52 PM PDT by
Centurion2000
(Islam is a subsingularity memetic perversion : (http://www.orionsarm.com/topics/perversities.html))
To: Mount Athos
Winner of the 2006 Max Cleland Award!
To: Mount Athos
Proves (again) that you simply cannot legislate away stupidity.
90 posted on
08/09/2006 2:36:48 PM PDT by
Bean Counter
(Stout hearts!!)
To: Mount Athos
This has to be at least a finalist in the Darwin award category
To: Mount Athos
Note to self: Don't try this.
97 posted on
08/09/2006 5:24:52 PM PDT by
Freedom_Fighter_2001
(If DUmmies' "ifs" and "buts" were candy and nuts, every day would be Fitzmas.)
To: Mount Athos
Un-intelligent design...
98 posted on
08/09/2006 5:36:52 PM PDT by
tophat9000
(If it was illegal French Canadians would La Raza back them? Racist back their race over country)
To: Mount Athos
They should have had a "Safety Meeting" first.
Sounds like a "Work Place Accident"
100 posted on
08/09/2006 7:03:15 PM PDT by
HP8753
(Live Free!!!! .............or don't.)
To: Mount Athos
note to self: do not try to open hand grenade with sledgehammer
101 posted on
08/09/2006 7:08:24 PM PDT by
chilepepper
(The map is not the territory -- Alfred Korzybski)
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