Yeah, which then leads to Steve Martin walking like an Egyptian and singing "King Tut ... King Tut ..."
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(King Tut. King Tut.)
Now when he was a young man, he never thought he'd see
People stand in line to see the boy king.
(King Tut)
How'd you get so funky?
(Funky Tut)
Did you do the monkey?
(Born in Arizona, moved to Babylonia
King Tut)
Now if I'd known they'd line up just to see him
I'd have taken all my money and bought me a museum.
(King Tut)
Buried with a donkey.
(King Tut)
He's my favorite honky
(Born in Arizona, moved to Babylonia
King Tut)
(Tut! Tut!)
Dancing by the Nile!
(Disco Tut! Tut!)
The ladies love his style!
(Boss Tut! Tut!)
Walkin' for a mile.
(Rockin' Tut! Tut!)
He ate a crocodile.
(Oooooh, wah-ooooh)
He gave his life for tourism.
Now when I die, now don't think I'm a nut
Don't want no fancy funeral, just one like old King Tut!
(King Tut)
He could have won a Grammy.
(King Tut)
Buried in his jammies.
(Born in Arizona, moved to Babylonia
Born in Arizona)
Got a condo made o' stone-a
(King Tut)
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