Slight modification of Notre Dame's Fight Song (from Mad Magazine circa 1960something)
Cheer, cheer, for old Pivnec Tech
They're gonna get it right in the neck
Send a sound of taps on high, as our whole team lays down to die.
What tho the odds may be great or small
Ole Pivnec Tech will fumble the ball
As our undergrads get sick and transfer to USC.
LOL! You beat me to it. You, sir or madam, have thoroughly wasted your youth reading Mad Magazine...