You imply that since Grafton isn't in your neighborhood, it is nowhere. I would imagine that the fine folks that call it home there may disagree. Big cities don't all have sky scrapers. I live in Martinsburg, WV most of the year. It qualifies as "big" to most of the folk from Grafton.
I used to live in a small NC town. I always heard the Burgaw (NC) was an Indian word meaning "mud hole". It was a standing joke among locals. But, don't let a stranger say anything about it.
It's sort of like racial name-calling and epithets. It's always easy to call a kettle black! But, glass bowls reveal what's inside, like glass houses. Most of us would rather soot things up.
I am not as much of a conspiracy theorist. If I was, I would speculate that the President of the United States was in cahoots with the interests of another country!
