[dinoparty]

I'd gladly live my life in a mud hut if the only alternative were to be a loser like the author of this piece.

[dakine]

Ok...

[dead]

I have no idea who this guy is, but from his tone I can only conclude that he is just like the enormous douche bag in the bar who lets you know his Rolex is real within two minutes of meeting you.

He's the Typhoid Mary of douche chills.