But what if we took significant amounts of their younger generations and brought them here and indoctrinated them in our fine Universities? I'm sure if they just got to know how horrible we truly were and how everything is our fault (well, not everything, gotta save a rasher of greif for the JOOOOoooossss), and how all human suffering began in 1776 and can be directly traced to Republicans in particular and America in general, I'm sure they'd all go back and speak well of us...
Yeah - feel their pain! That's the ticket! :-)