You might be better off at the beach, lazing in sands. Refreshing, Lord Jeffers. Ah, but your audience here calls, the pull of the stage is to much for the natural actor in you .... why deny them what they call for. Such confidence they have in you, only outdone -- and outdone as in "a Indianian sand dune is to the majestic peaks of the Himalayas" -- only outdone by your own grand confidence in yourself.
The lime lights call!