[Mark-in-Kentucky]

My morning routine: Pee, brush my teeth, put on some coffee, sit on the porch listening to the birds while it brews, pour a cup when it's done, plop down in front of the 'puter, point my browser to FreeRepublic and fire me up that morning ciggie!

I love cigarettes. My life is better for having started smoking. Me and cigarettes are like peanut butter and jelly.

I know all the above really has nothing to do with the topic at hand, but I thought it was a good a place as any to profess my undying love for my coffin nails. Stick it in your pipe and smoke it, Smoking nazis.

[beckysueb]

My morning routine: Pee, brush my teeth, put on some coffee, sit on the porch listening to the birds while it brews, pour a cup when it's done, plop down in front of the 'puter, point my browser to FreeRepublic and fire me up that morning ciggie!

I love it! My routine is about the same except the ciggie comes first. LOL